Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

Much can be said about the fine art and craft of that high society intellectual snooty Satire…I see. I’ve lost you already. Well, you can rest assured that you will not find any of that nonsense here, just Fun Fake News (FFN). WARNING: THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, ONLY A VERY REAL PARODY OF IT. All characters and places named here are fictitious. Any similarity of person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2022 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Big Tech Stocks Fall as Increasing New Houseless (A.K.A. Homeless) Have Trouble Hooking Up Wi-Fi to Freeway Underpass Sidewalk Street Tents

Norway, India and China Now Reporting Lower Gas Prices That Biden Promised Us When He Released and Shipped Abroad Millions of Barrels of Our National Strategic Oil Reserves

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Monkeypox Joke #1

Q: What’s A Sure Way to Get Monkeypox?

A: Eating Spotted Dick Pudding!

British National Healthcare System Issues Monkeypox Warning: "Don't Eat Any Spotted Dick Pudding!"

Biden Asks His Staff How The Executive Branch Can Overrule the Judicial Branch -- Without Making Him Appear Just Like Another "Little Caesar" Pizza! Pizza! Commercialism Takeover of Our Republic?

Biden Lowers Gas Prices at Home by Shipping Millions of Barrels of Strategic National Oil Reserves to Norway, India and China

New Gun Control Law Proposes to Ban 18-Year-Olds from Lawfully Owning a Firearm -- Unless They Are in The Navy, Marines, Army, Air Force, Coast or National Guard

Based on the science -- not political science -- Congress and the Senate in their collective bipartisan conventional folklore passed a law banning 18-Year-Olds from buying farming arms.

Unless in patriot service of our country and not as civilians.

“No 18-Year-Old commands the mental, emotional or psychological capacity to own a firearm,” said a White House spokesman “After all, they’re practically infants.”

So Congress passed a law banning 18-Year-Olds from buying or owning a firearm unless enrolled members of the infantry.

SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh Joins Justice Samuel Anthony Alito Jr. in Driving Around D.C. in an Armored Personnel Carrier for His Protection in Response to Protesters Showing Up at His Home in an Attempt to Influence His Decision Under Threat of Mob Rule and Threat of Death – Instead of Rule of Law

Burger King Rolls Out The "Pride Taco" in Time to Celebrate LGBTQ Pride Month

When asked by a reporter what turned a regular taco into a pride taco, a Burger King marketing executive replied.

"If you don't eat the taco shell and just lick out its contents instead. Well, then you got yourself a pride taco."

Burger King Pride Campaign Backfires

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